A man has been omitted to hospital in Liverpool with what doctors are describing as a mysterious illness. The man has symptoms of severe dehydration and extremely sore wrists. The patient has said that he has done nothing out of the ordinary and that their diet has not changed in the past week.
Initial tests have shown nothing out of the ordinary. If further tests do not establish the source of the illness doctors have confirmed that the sickness may be termed as exhaustion by masturbation of which there is no medical cure, only rest.