Santa Clause has escaped unhurt after terrorists with a link to Islamic State attacked his compound at the North Pole.
Terrorists launched a gun and bomb attack on Santa’s compound early yesterday evening. Santa’s personnel army of elves were able to contain the attack and the terrorists were unable to breach Santa’s living quarters or the prized toy factory. One reindeer was injured in the attack.
The terrorists retreated back into the snow where a manhunt is now under way. A spokesperson for the North Pole enterprise said that “It was a frightening attack but we are all fine including the big man. It is business as usual. Nothing stops Christmas.”